Dads wear a lot of different hats, whether it’s king of the backyard cookouts, head t-ball coach, sideline cheerleader, head homework helper, or the best bed-time story teller in the land. Another thing that seems to unite dads is a shared sense of humor—the cheesier the better!

In honor of Father’s Day and all the fun-loving father figures in our lives, we’ve put together a list of furniture-related Dad jokes that are sure to have Dad laughing so hard he rolls right out of his favorite recliner. Read on for our best dad-approved furniture jokes. In fact, we think everyone will enjoy these jokes. Because, while they may not be sofa-sticated, they’re quite chair-ming. One might even say, they have chair-isma. At least, they’re the best furniture jokes we’ve heard sofa.

Here are the best Dad jokes, for the otto-man in your life.

We hope Dad enjoys them, whether he’s a total spud, or a real couch-potato.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the table?

Answer: To get to the other side chair.

Question: Why did the leather chair cross the road?

Answer: To get to the other hide.

Question: What is the chair’s favorite kind of TV show?

Answer: Sit-coms

Question: What did one end table say to the other end table?

Answer: I feel so-fa apart.

Question: Did the dining chairs solve their issue?

Answer: No, they tabled it.

Question: What did the duvet say to the mattress?

Answer: Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.

Question: What room do ghosts always avoid?

Answer: The living room.

Then, there’s all of dad’s favorite one-liners.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.

The furniture store keeps calling me. But I only wanted one nightstand.

And that’s it. All the best furniture jokes, in one spot for dad to enjoy. Not to brag, but we think we nail (head trimmed) it! (The truth is, we know another furniture joke. But we’re still assembling it.) We’ll couch you next year!