Ah, Dads. Where would we be without them? The soccer team would be coachless, the grill wouldn’t be sizzling, and the beer fridge might not be much of a beer fridge anymore. And let’s not forget the ever eye-roll inducing accouterments of dad jokes. What is with dads and dad jokes? While that may be a question for the ages, we do know the two go together like… well… dads and dad jokes.

Join us in celebrating the tee-rific dads in our lives with this collaboration of punny jokes to make any father’s day celebration just a little bed-der.

Question: What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Answer: Paddy O' Furniture.

Question: What did one sofa say to the other?

Answer: Couch me if you can.

Question: Have you ever bought a piece of furniture to rest your feet on?

Answer: Well... you otto-man!

Question: Where do furniture stores donate their money?

Answer: To chair-ity.

Question: What does a painter draw before going to bed?

Answer: Curtains.

Question: Did you hear about the man whose lamp was stolen?

Answer: He was delighted.

Question: What do you call a chair in a suit?

Answer: A tux-SEAT-o.

Question: Which type of chair does a big tired dog prefer?

Answer: A bark-a-lounger.

And let’s not forget about those cereal-y awesome one-liners:

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.

I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not. I go back and forth on them

I love my furniture... Me and my recliner go way back.

Sofa, so good. Not too bed for a start, eh? We hope we are table to help you out-wit and out-pun the dad in your life, even if it’s just for the day. Chairs! to the fun-gi in your life. We hope you have a bear-y special day!